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Hey folks, let’s do something amazing fun to wish this Mother’s Day with lovely women ever the world mom. Today I am going to tell you something pretty stuff about this Mother’s Day. Let’s see our amazing collection for mother’s day like Funny Mothers Day Quotes from Daughter. Let’s do something really unforgettable on this Mother’s Day for the mother, who encourages you as you explore, to build faith, create and dance in a night away. Listen always when you call. Mother is someone who takes care of you, support at the every turn of life. So what is your planning to spend your time with the mother? Isn’t it beauty if you are thinking to spend your time with every moment of life, enjoy together, read together like everything does together. So let’s just check out our collection. 


Funny Mothers Day Quotes from Daughter



Funny Mothers Day Sayings


Well, you guys can also surprise her with gifts, amazing goodies for her. Here we have some awesome stuff of Funny Mothers Day Sayings. Let’s wish your mother in the funny way which makes a smile on her face. You should care her for every moment of life because of her we are nothing. We can’t imagine her sacrifices from birth. She always takes care of you and one of the beautiful chunks is she always with you whenever you are in bed time. Here you go also for Funny Mother’s Day Quotes




Mom, I got all my best qualities from you.
Aren’t we lucky that you had enough for both of us?



I’m so lucky to have you as my mother...
I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long.
Happy Mothers Day!



Mom, I know it’s hard for you on Mother’s Day...
to hide the fact that I’m your favorite :-)
Happy Mother’s Day!



Only a mother as perfect as you...
could have a (daughter/son) as perfect as me.
Happy Mother’s Day!



Mom, thank you so much for everything you’ve done for me.
Don’t worry about [brother’s name], I know he isn’t your fault, he must be adopted.



Happy Mother’s day to a woman who deserves a medal...
for putting up with me all these years!



Thanks for letting me be a parasite in your body for 9 months...
followed by another 18 years as a parasite outside your body.



Happy Mother’s Day from your favorite child!



Don’t you think it’s funny that you’re still my Mother?
You deserve to have been promoted by now!




"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease." - Lisa Alther

I love you mom


"My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay." - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar


Funny Mother's Day Quotes

Funny Mother's Day Quotes


"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied." - Oscar Wilde


"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back." - William D. Tammeus



"Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young."
~ Author Unknown

"It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge."
~ Phyllis Diller

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
~ Mark Twain

"A mother who is really a mother is never free."
~ Honore de Balzac

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after"
~ Peter De Vries

Some are kissing mothers, and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
Irish Proverb

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Aristotle

There are three ways to get something done: hire someone to do it, do it yourself, or forbid your kids to do it!

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."
~William D. Tammeus.

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
~ Buddy Hackett

"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
~ Tenneva Jordan

"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along."
~ Groucho Marx

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
Irish Proverb

My mom is a neverending song in my heart of comfort, happiness, and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune.
Graycie Harmon

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
- Author Unknown

"Mothers are all slightly insane."

~ J.D. Salinger

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